It's sewn well, pretty much. I forgot to decapitate a few threads here and there, but it's good. I would be a lot more proud of the thing, however, if it fit me. Apparently the sewing teacher's pre-invented measurements were set in stone before the skinny people arrived.
So, without further ado, here it is.
For some reason, the name embroidery ended up all backwards and such when I took the picture.